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LEGO ADVENT CALENDAR, DECEMBER 11th: I'm still forming my opinion on what this is, but for now, let's call it THE GIANT KILN. It may actually be THE GIANT PIZZA OVEN or THE OBTUSE FIREPLACE, but I already wrote "kiln," so it is now and forever that.

Whatever it really might be, it comes with fire. Fire gives off heat. Soliciting Steve appreciates that, because anemia is his tragic flaw and the poor fucker is always freezing.

While knowing that the white thing with the yellow top can't be a thermos, it's fun to pretend that it is. As Soliciting Steve heats his body, his coffee grows warmer right along with him. It's time-saving and practical, just like all of Soliciting Steve's top sellers. -Matt


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